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Saturday, January 25 • 6:00pm - 7:30pm
Chardonnay & Kristen Studard: Prolonged Eye Contact

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Char*don*nay | ,SHärdn ‘ā | noun

​1. a variety of white wine grape used for making Champagne and other wines ​

2. a wine made from this grape

3. a San Francisco-based sketch comedy group that’s been winning over audiences with it’s variety-show sensibility, biting wit, and smooth, unoaked finish since 2009. The group has premiered more than 20 and less than 321 original productions and has appeared in SF Improv Festival, SF SketchFest, SF Theater Fest, WICF in Boston and most recently a brush with network television. Turns out we're too hot lipped for middle America. This Chardonnay has some bite!

Prolonged Eye Contact is a an interactive solo show by comedian Kristen Studard about the search for love, connection, and approval by one performer with one audience. Kristen would like to be loved by you, monogamously. (She's a one-audience type of gal.) What happens when someone won't break eye contact? Uh oh, shit just got real.

Through a series of characters, a game show, and an erotic encounter with a bee, Kristen woos you by opening her heart and her eyes and looking right into your soul. Are you ready to be seen? ($20, All Ages)
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Chardonnay

Char*don*nay | ,SHärdn ‘ā | noun​1. a variety of white wine grape used for making Champagne and other wines ​2. a wine made from this grape3. a San Francisco-based sketch comedy group that’s been winning over audiences with it’s variety-show sensibility, biting wit, and... Read More →
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Kristen Studard: Prolonged Eye Contact

Kristen Studard is a Los Angeles comedian, by way of Chicago. Her credits include SF Sketchfest, Bridgetown Comedy Festival, "The Mindy Project" and Netflix's "I Think You Should Leave," but you probably recognize her from riding a unicorn in an Icebreakers commercial.
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Matt Curry

With a nonchalant stage presence, a meticulous eye for writing and a metronome's sense of timing, Matt Curry approaches contemporary and timeless philosophical quandaries with droll wit. How do you walk a cockapoo without feeling emasculated? What’s it like to suck at basketball... Read More →


Saturday January 25, 2020 6:00pm - 7:30pm PST
PianoFight Mainstage
  Sketch Comedy

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